网络新梗
“裁员”现在叫→“优化”
“摸鱼”现在叫 → “带薪养生”
“画大饼”现在叫 → “空气支票”
“崩溃" 现在叫→ “破防”
“非常棒" 现在叫 → “绝绝子”
"拖延症" 现在叫 → "进度条冷冻术"
“深情” 现在叫→“舔狗”
“凡尔赛”现在叫 → “低调炫富症”
“上班开会”现在叫 → “人类高质量发呆研讨会”
“上班”现在叫→“搬砖”
“换个工作”现在叫→“换个赛道”
“不礼貌”现在叫→“你多冒昧啊”
“我好累”现在叫→“活人微死”
“捡便宜”现在叫→“薅羊毛”
“生闷气”现在叫→“情绪内耗”
“秃头”现在叫→“发际线迁徙”
“边做边学”现在叫→“干中学”
“油盐不进”现在叫→“内核稳定”
“偶像”现在叫→“永远的神”
“被吸引了”现在叫→“被硬控了”
“胡闹”现在叫→“倒反天罡”
“坑蒙拐骗”现在叫→“割韭菜”
“牛马”现在还是叫→“牛马”